Why the long face?

This is what I wish my neurologist was like

Instead:

New Neurologist: The First Visit

 

Props: 

Projected Sign:  No Eating Nor Drinking While in This Office (We’ve had too many spills!!!)

Table

Eyeglasses

Hospital Gown

File and pen

Neurologist (writing): “Do you have any problems with your eyes?”

Me(seated – table): “Not yet.”

Neurologist (writing): “Do you have any problems with bladder, bowel control?”

Me: “Not yet.”

Neurologist (Removes glasses, looks up appearing exasperated already): “You really shouldn’t be so fatalistic. Any problems swallowing?”

Me (Pausing): “No.”

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